This used to be correct. But unless it’s an analog clock, it’s just a paperweight, or a piece of art hanging on your wall. Not that analog clocks are usually pieces of art to begin with.
This fortune, like many others seems very philosophical. “Your moods signal a period of change.” The question is how can you use this information to identify one period from the other.
How did this whale get to the middle of the desert? And if he got there by himself, can’t he get back by himself too?
A lease? What happens to my fortune when the lease is up?
Do I have to renew the lease?
As always, I hope that light at the end of the tunnel isn’t a train…
Or is this just an offshoot of “Always Look On The Bright Sire of Life,” from Monty Python’s Life of Brian?