This has some validity, but if you’re hair is a mess and you haven’t been shaving, the clothes may not open as many doors as you’d like. Also, what’s wrong with the clothes that one already has?
Fashion may change, but personal style doesn’t have to. If you have your very own style, there is nothing wrong with that.
This fortune is a recession’s best friend. In fact, putting this fortune into every cookie during the last two recessions would have given us an economic stimulus that would have ended those recessions sooner. Maybe the fortune cookie industry should pay more attention to the financial markets, before shipping out their fortune cookie wisdom.