Funeral in Berlin (Novel)
Author: Len Deighton
Publisher: G. P. Putnam’s Sons
Genres: Fiction, Spy Fiction, Thirller, Suspense
Main Character: Unnamed or Nameless Spy (a.k.a. Harry Palmer in the film versions of the series)
Synopsis: An exciting Cold War story of the Great Game.
Declassified by Agent Palmer: Len Deighton’s Funeral in Berlin is a Cool Wold War Thriller
Quotes and Lines
“… for espionage is an international and artistic profession, in which opinions matter less than the art of perfidy.” -Dr. R Lewinsohn, The Career of Sir Basil Zaharoff
Few women understood how to cook eggs and bacon. Or anything else.
He rather prided himself on his ability to provide the right sort of smile for every occasion. – Robert James Hallam
He didn’t feel sorry for any girls, they were all…carnivorous
“Now don’t go metaphysical on me,” said Jean. “Whom do you feel like?”
I like that “whom”–you’ve got to pay real money these days to get a secretary that could say that.
“I rely on you to be discreet,” he said. [He = Dawlish]
“When men become double agents it’s just a matter of time before they lose their grip on reality. They begin to drown in a sea of confusion. Any piece of information they can snatch at will keep them afloat and alive for a few more hours.” – Dawlish
Beneath me the city lay in huge patches of light and vast pools of darkness where rubble and grass fought gently for control of the universe.
“Are you a chess player, English?” he said. [Stok]
“I prefer games where there’s a better chance to cheat,” I said.
“You only live once,“ said Stok.
“I can make once do, I said.
“Train hard, fight easy,” I said.
“In Russia we have a proverb, ‘Better a clever lie than the foolish truth.’” [Stok]
Really they were mental lightweights equipped with a few thousand items of cocktail-time small talk. They wouldn’t know a string quartet from a string vest.
“Truth–I’m fond of saying–is the most potent weapon in the arsenal of freedom.” [Poetsch]
“One of these days, Chico,” I said, “you are going to face up to the fact that those friends of yours in what you persist in calling the War House know nothing about everything. They are as ignorant as you are. You should do something about it. Go down to the library and read a book.”
“Do you have any particular book in mind, sir?”
“Start at A or the shelf nearest the door and see what you can learn by Christmas.”
“I never joke, Chico. The truth is quite adequately hilarious.”
“Here lies the dust of Billy Paine.
Whole undisturbed may he remain.
On this date that he was slain,
Many a kind thought died in Paine.”
“Academic training is the final refuge of the untalented.”
“Men use women as cuddly toys, women use babies as cuddly toys and babies use cuddly toys as cuddly toys.”
“There are four stages of a love affair. First there is the stage of being in love and liking it.”
“There’s being in love and not liking it,” said Sam.
“That’s the second one. Then there is not being in love and not liking that. And finally there is not being in love and liking that. You are over it then–cured.”
“Marry in haste, repent at leisure…”
The greatest tribute you can pay to a secret agent is to take him for a moron. All he has to do is to make sure he doesn’t act too exactly like one.
On the wall a pendulum paced the glass confines of its cage.
There was nothing more I could do for the time being. It was just a matter of lettings matters simmer. When something came to a boil I would hear the rising steam.
“Try to make everyone happy,” I said, “and you’ll wind up a rich mediocrity; but you’ll never get anything done that is worth doing.”
“You should take a lesson from European diplomacy,” I said. “The purpose of political debate is to achieve results, not to win arguments.”
“Every Jew has won a desperate battle against the world the day he is born. For a Jew, you see, just existing”–he squeezed the word through his palate–”just existing is a triumph, a victory against fascism.”
The art of survival–the old man said–was the only Jewish art form.
“You’ve got to escalate or even quantify,
For pre-emptive counter-strateg-y-y-y-y.”
“It’s not my job to think,” said Stok. “I employ youngsters to do that; their minds aren’t so cluttered up with knowledge.”
The same thing that went wrong with lesser marriages–the image of illusion is shattered by the hammer of reality.
“…as I told the young fool tonight; ideas will infiltrate the most heavily fortified citadel.”
“All societies contain within themselves the germ of their own destruction,” Vaclav said.
“Ideas travel,” said Stok, “and there is nothing any of us can do about that except listen.”
“I must make my plans upon the basis of everyone being untrustworthy.”
“The difference between the unhappy poor and the unhappy rich is that the unhappy rich can change.”
“It is a well-known fact that I am an insolent intractable hooligan over whom Dawlish has only a modicum of control. Dawlish encourages this illusion. One day it will fail. Dawlish will throw me to the wolves.”
General Borg said, “The passing of time is like the passing of two trains; when you are young the other train is traveling at almost the same speed. Time hangs upon your hands. You grow older, the train gains speed slightly. Then it’s rushing by faster, faster and faster until it’s gone and you see the green countryside again/”
I said, “Most prejudice tends to operate against groups that it’s easy to recognize. It’s no accident that minorities only suffer where the prejudice has had time to develop its power of detection. Mexicans don’t have trouble in New York City; it’s down on the Mexican border they run into it. Pakistanis are honored guests in Birmingham, Alabama. It’s in Birmingham, England, that they run into prejudice.”
“Desperate diseases require desperate remedies,” said Dawlish.
“Says who?” I said.
“Guy Fawkes, I believe,” said Dawlish. He was just great at quoting people.
It pays to increase your word power.
Players move alternately–only one at a time
Where pieces are used to protect other pieces, there will be a high casualty rate. Better by far to assign only pawns to supporting roles.
The Berlin Defense is a classic means of counterattack.
When a player offers a piece for exchange or sacrifice then surely he has in mind a subsequent maneuver which will end to his advantage.
A bad bishop is one hampered by his own pawns.
Knights can pass over squares controlled by enemy forces. Knights always end their move on a square of the opposite color.
Skillful use of knights is the mark of the professional player.
In certain circumstances pawns can be converted into the most powerful unit on the board.
Zugzwang: to move a chess piece under duress.
Every piece has its mode of attack but only a pawn will attack en passant. Similarly only a pawn can be captured in this manner.
Roman Decoy: a piece offered as bait to save a hazardous situation.
J’adoube: a word used to indicate that a player intends to touch a piece but not move it.
Even a pawn can make a “double attack.”
Every pawn is a potential queen.
A knight can be used to simultaneously threaten two widely spaced units. (This is called a “fork.”) If one of these threats is against a king the other piece must inevitably be lost.
Male: a word from Old French meaning to overpower or overcome.
One can escape from check by removing hostile pieces or interposing oneself.
Enemy territory is that area of the board within one-move range of opposing forces.
The king may well be moved to a well-protected spot away from danger.
Checkmate remains the ultimate aim of every player.
King’s Gambit is an opening in which his own side’s pawns are sacrificed.
A skewer is an attack along a straight line. As the first piece avoids capture it exposes the second, real target to the full force of the attack.
Corridor mate: when a king can only move along an expected route, he can be trapped by closing the corridor.
The skilled player memorizes and uses the classic sequences of the games of the masters.
Any move that attacks a hostile king is know as a check.
Development for its own sake is insufficient. There must be a keen purpose in every move.
Players who relish violence, aggression and movement often depend upon the Spanish Game.
Range in chess is measured not by distance but by the number of squares to which a legal move can be made.
Czech Defense: a sequence in which pawn is matched with pawn but the queen’s bishop tips the balance.
Two hostile bishops can be used to block the advance of passed pawns since between them they control access to all squares of both colors.
In medieval times it was the aim of players to annihilate every opponent instead of checkmating the king.
Switchback: to return to original position in any given sequence.
A committed piece is one given a specific duty. It often becomes the focal point of an opponent’s attack.
A player who uses two moves to do something possible in on is said to have “lost tempo.”
In Burma and Japan a general is the piece we call a queen, but in China and Korea a general is the piece we call a king.
A king cannot be captured nor need it be removed from the board. It is enough that the king is put into a position from which it cannot escape.
Strong square: one placed well forward, secure from attack and firmly under control.
The Exchange: when a player sacrifices something for an opponent’s piece of lesser value he is said to be “the exchange down.”
In China, Hungary, India, Korea and Poland pawns are called “foot soldiers,” but in Tibet they are called “children.”
The end game: this often centers around the queening of a pawn. Here a sudden threat can arrive on home ground.
Unless one is a master player the queen’s gambit–when a pawn is offered for sacrifice–is best declined.
The power of a queen often encourages its use single-handed. But an unsupported queen is in a dangerous position against skillfully used pawns.
Pawns can only move forward. They can never retreat.
If a player is not in check but can only make a move that will place him in check; this is stalemate and is scored as a draw.
Originally the piece we now call a queen was a counselor or government adviser.
Repetition rule: it is a rule of chess that when the same sequence recurs three times the game can be terminated.