I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Author: Tucker Max
Release: September 1, 2009
Publisher: Citadel
Genre: Journal, College Humor
ISBN-10: 0806532254
ISBN-13: 978-0806532257
Synopsis: “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.”
Declassified by Agent Palmer: If there is a hell, Tucker Max’s book is there
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If the spotlight is not shining directly on me, I feel small inside.
“It was your desire to laugh and your fundamental lack of basic human decency that propelled I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell to the top of the New York Times Best Seller List and into theaters across the country.” – Nils Parker, producer and co-writer of the movie
[Aside: Before I tell you what the surprise was, let me make this clear: As I stand right now, I am a bad person. At 21, I was possibly the worst person in existence. I had no regard for the feelings of others, I was narcissistic and self-absorbed to the point of psychotic delusion, and I saw other people only as a means to my happiness and not as humans worthy of respect or consideration. I have no excuse for what I did; it was wrong, and I regret it. Even though I normally revel in my outlandish behavior, sometimes even I cross the line, and this is one of those situations . . . but of course, I’m still going to write about it.]