Agent Palmer

Of all things Geek. I am…

The Death of Hollywood Royalty, Iconic Characters, and the Need for Original Content

The Death of Hollywood Royalty

A Special Report by Agent Ellipsis

If 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that death catches up to us all in the end. Unfortunately, this includes our favorite iconic characters as well.

Hollywood has hit a crossroads that seems to be left out of modern cinema conversation: what do we do when an actor or actress that has established an iconic character wants to retire, or worse, passes away?

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It’s Not Your Business Who the Father of Felicia Day’s Baby Is

Felicia Day Pregnant

A Special Report by Agent Ellipsis

On January 3rd, 2017, the Queen of Geek, the marvelous Felicia Day, announced that she is expecting a baby girl in just three weeks. Many of her fans were shocked, and in some comments made on Instagram, a few seemed like they felt downright betrayed (original spelling preserved; usernames kept anonymous):

“I thought you weren’t married?!?!”

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The Killing Joke: A Journey Into Madness through an R-rated Animated Movie

The Killing Joke

A Special Report by Agent Ellipsis

Anyone who has read The Killing Joke knows it’s gritty. It’s disturbing, yet oddly satisfying, as the horror of helplessness, madness, and darkness unfolds across the pages.

Written by Alan Moore, it is easily considered not only his greatest work, but one of DC’s most iconic aspects of Batman, Joker, and Oracle lore. Finally, 28 years after its conception, it is being made into an animated film.

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A Guide to Dressing Classy, Yet Sexy, This Halloween

Not Everyone Can Pull This Off For Halloween

A Special Report by Agent Ellipsis

Halloween is upon us, and although it’s easy to get excited about the haunted houses, scary movies, and the plethora of candy, it can be just as easy to feel shocked or discouraged by the amount of skimpy women’s costumes on the market.

Some women can pull off midriff-baring or super-short costumes with ease, but for many, it can be down-right uncomfortable wearing a “barely there” ensemble. Fortunately, it is possible to be sexy at Halloween while still maintaining a sense of modesty without the frump.

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Exercise Like a Bad-Ass Agent: A Training Guide

Exercise like a Bad-Ass Agent A Training Guide

A Special Report by Agent Ellipsis

So you think you’re cut out to be an Agent, huh?

Being an Agent is more than wearing a sweet suit and saving the kitten from the tree! You need to have muscles! You need cardio! You need to be fit!

Are you up for the challenge? I hope so, recruit!

Below are some tips to get you started in your journey to being the most bad-ass Agent out there.

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